Category Archives: House of Malikov

No-one’s gonna really be free until Gypsy enslavement ends.

So it turns out that visiting relatives who have been shackled with the chains of indentured servitude by the Knott family has become a Thanksgiving weekend pilgrimage of sorts for the Malikovs.     Poor cousins Esmeralda and Zoltar, locked up … Continue reading

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Voodoo Dolls

Marian and Pavel get their hands on Voodoo dolls of each other, which may or may not have been made by Mischa with exactly this intent in mind.

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My soul is prepared… is yours?

Alright. Friday, you kick ass this week. You have met and exceeded my expectations, and I expect more of the same from now on. Let’s review: I got paid today. I got all the laundry and dishes done in anticipation … Continue reading

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I live!!!

It’s been a rough couple of weeks, folks. My wife, the lovely Mischa Malikov decided that contracting the plague was a wise course of action. Being a loving and thoughtful wife, she of course shared it with me almost immediately. … Continue reading

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Monday Fridays…

Mondays are particularly cruel when they fall on a Friday. Sorry about the lack of a decent post today, I was stuck at work most of the day, and then tended to Mischa, who has been under the weather for … Continue reading

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