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Who we ams.
We just happen to be...
We are an undead gypsy band that has traveled the world for centuries, bringing to you the type of entertainment you might not want to introduce to your mother. Or perhaps you might, you naughty thing, you!
Marian von Gogu is the band's leader, guitarist, accordionist and vocalist. Uncle Rasputin Popopovich is our bass player and currently the head of our sarcasm and witty retorts department. Pavel Malikov is the band's percussionist, and cousin to the Gogus. Kizzy Koriatovitch is our violinist and Gregor Koriatovich is our guitarist. Boris Valarious provides melodious vocalizations. Måthías Árnrunrvedr Hákonan adds to the percussions. (Nadjia Von Gogu, Marian's beloved sister is currently on sabbatical)
We sing songs of travelling, drinking, celebration, revenge, cannibalistic vigilante-ism, and much, much more.
Category Archives: House of Malikov
So it turns out that visiting relatives who have been shackled with the chains of indentured servitude by the Knott family has become a Thanksgiving weekend pilgrimage of sorts for the Malikovs. Poor cousins Esmeralda and Zoltar, locked up … Continue reading
Marian and Pavel get their hands on Voodoo dolls of each other, which may or may not have been made by Mischa with exactly this intent in mind.
Alright. Friday, you kick ass this week. You have met and exceeded my expectations, and I expect more of the same from now on. Let’s review: I got paid today. I got all the laundry and dishes done in anticipation … Continue reading
It’s been a rough couple of weeks, folks. My wife, the lovely Mischa Malikov decided that contracting the plague was a wise course of action. Being a loving and thoughtful wife, she of course shared it with me almost immediately. … Continue reading