DO THE THING, else we’ll have ta batty-fang yer sauce-box!

Ladies and gentlepeople! Tis that jolly time again when Gallows Humor fast forwards to the Victorian Era and takes Typhoid Mary and Cholera Rose for a rousing spin on the dance floor!

The fine folk at Riverside Dickens have again opened their hearts and invited us back to entertain you, and entertain you we shall!

MISHTO!

Don’t engage in podsnappery!  Join us for a shant of bivvy in the Ten Bells Tavern! We’d be ever so delighted to make your acquaintance!

Riverside Dickens Festival
Downtown Riverside
On Main Street between University Avenue and 10th Street
*Directions*

GALLOWS HUMOR STAGE TIMES
Ten Bells Tavern Stage
Saturday 2/27 and Sunday 2/28
1:00 pm
3:30 pm
Saturday: All Entertainer’s Jam 5:00 pm

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Gypsies and Faeries and Pirates, OH MY!

It’s that magical time of year when Arizona once again pulls us close to her bosom and welcomes us like the naughty children she never dreamed she’d have!

Come one, come all to the Two Rivers Renaissance Faire where you too can eat a thing and drink a thing and buy a thing and watch a thing and hopefully even find a spare moment to come see our show because we can confidently promise you this:

WE SHALL AMAZE AND ENTHRALL YOU WITH OUR AWESOME.

So hitch up your vardos my little chavales, and get thineselves upon the road to Yuma! We had such a grand time last year and they are letting us do it again!

Mark your calendars to save the date! Stage times to follow!

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Two Rivers Renaissance Faire Pirate & Faerie Festival
Friday February 5th, 10:00AM to 5:00PM
Saturday February 6th, 10:00AM to 10:00PM
Sunday February 7th, 10:00AM to 4:00PM
Yuma County FairGrounds
2520 E 32nd St, Yuma, AZ 85365

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Midnight Champagne and Alligator Jerky!

London Bridge Renaissance Faire, you showed us some amazing hospitality and a kick ass time! Let it be known that we: Resolve to control our F-Bomb Tourettes, get a jigglydance lesson for Uncle and buy Pavel some more appropriate footwear for the weather.

WOW WAS IT COLD. BrrrSauce.

Arizonites, you ams hard core!

And? Voice of Faire, announcer guy whose name we probably should have gotten since we made multiple threats to kidnap you and take you on the road with us?

YOU ROCKED IT.

But we did indeed have a grand time with our extended kumpania: Cutthroat Reef, Colette the Bard and Thomas Wood: The Pyro Juggler, from our arrival at the lovely New Year’s Eve Ball where we got to do a song or three and then enjoy some champagne at the stroke of midnight, right up until tear-down at the end of Sunday’s festivities. I don’t recall when we’ve been better mic’d – even Pavel’s cowbell. NEAT! We’re ams all of the spoiledface and ruinedsauce now!

Also? We even ate Alligator Jerky!

(It was quite interesting and new which is a rare event when you are an undead Gypsy type who has been wandering the world for hundreds of years…so well done, House of Jerky merchant guy and his kid!)

Lake Havasu, London Bridge Renaissance Faire, we look forward to being in you again next year if you’ll have us! ❤

Photo credit: Colette la trouvere

Gallows Humor on The Grande Stage! (Photo credit to Colette la trouvere)

Photo credit: Donovan David

Gallows Humor on The Forest Stage! (Photo credit to Donovan David)

Yuma, Two Rivers Renaissance Faire? You are up next! Details to follow soon!

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T’was the night after Christmas…

…and Gallows Humor can be all up in your house!

When you dumped out your Christmas stocking and found an American Express gift card nestled at the bottom next to the traditional orange and Hershey’s festive peppermint kisses, I hope you remembered to take it over to CD Baby and buy our stuff! But just in case you forgot…

GO!

Also!

London Bridge Renaissance faire in Lake Havasu City, AZ? WE WILL BE IN YOU!

Arazonites, beware. We are coming back and probably taking prisoners, or at least a few of your sunsets. Maybe an ale or ten. We shall be up on your stages playing our new stuff and our old stuff and a couple of other people’s renaissance flavored vintage stuff and YOU ARE GOING TO NEED THIS IN YOUR LIFE IF YOU ENDEAVOR TO START OFF 2016 IN PROPER FASHION.

Go forth and book a room or campsite if you haven’t already, and ring in the New Year with us!

MISHTO!

London Bridge Renaissance Faire
January 1st & 2nd, 10:00 AM – 8:00 PM
January 3rd, 9:00 AM – 1:00 PM
Windsor Beach, Site 4
Lake Havasu State Park, Arizona

GALLOWS HUMOR STAGE TIMES:

January 1st & 2nd (Friday & Saturday):
GRANDE STAGE: 11:15 AM & 3:15 PM
FOREST STAGE:  7:15 PM

January 3rd (Sunday):
GRANDE STAGE: 11:15 AM

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SECOND ALBUM RELEASED

Gallows Humor has released more pleasures for your earholes. Our new album “Spooky Sauce” is released and is available at CD Baby:

http://cdbaby.com/cd/gallowshumorband2

Make sure you add this to your collection so that you will not feel depressed and deprived!

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BREAKING NEWS: We’re putting the SPOOKY in Fall Esco’s Second Weekend SAUCE!

It broke our sticky, black plague encrusted hearts to miss the first weekend of Fall Esco due to other bookings but we will be back with a vengeance for second weekend so WATCH OUT. Especially you, Your Majesty, most revered Queensauce!  We’re pretty sure Pavel has something planned though we don’t know quite yet what exactly it might be! (He might not either!)

ALSO!

Our brand spanking new second album, SPOOKYSAUCE is now complete and ready for your listening pleasure. We can barely contain our mirth and joyfulface at how amazing it turned out, so get your sweet, sweet asses out to the faire and pony up your piggy banks my little chaveles because…

Know this: YOUR EARHOLES AMS A MERE 15 MONIES FROM HEAVEN!

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We shall be on the Dancing Drum Tavern Stage all weekend. Be sure to drop on by (or fall on over) for at least one set, join us for a drink and toast the day!  You should also make a point to visit all the Gypsies in Romale Strigoi because we are hitching up the wagons and bringing those fine folks along too!

We tingle with anticipation to see you!

Escondido Renaissance Faire
Felicita Park
November 7 & 8

DANCING DRUM TAVERN STAGE
12:30 PM
2:00 PM
4:00 PM

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GALLOWS HUMOR is the reason for the season!

The Halloween season, that is!

We are excited to be performing at a really awesome first time event this year, HUNTINGTON HAUNT EXPERIENCE! It runs a full four days and promises to be quite the spooktastic spectacle.

There will be candlelight tours of the Newland House all done up for a festive Halloween wedding uniting two notoriously feuding families because WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO TERRIFYINGLY WRONG?!?

Cue “Hanging from the Gallows” !!!

There will also be a Haunted Carnival with artisans and such, a Victorian physic, henna painting,  a Costume Contest, live entertainment (did I mention GALLOWS HUMOR?!?!), food, wine and craft beers. And all for an awesome cause – a Universally Accessible Playground for local kiddies – because why not! It’s the first baby step to world peace and who doesn’t want THAT!

SOUNDS LIKE MY KIND OF PARTY!

We will have t-shirts and swag and stuffs and of course awesome musics to fill your earholes with! So…

GO! And *Be Merry My Friends” !!!

Huntington Haunt

Where: The Newland House – 19820 Beach Blvd., Huntington Beach
When: On October 28, 29 & 30 Gallows Humor show times are:
6:00 – 6:45 pm
7:15 – 8:00 pm
8:30 – 9:15 pm
9:30 – 10:00 pm

Family Friendly ‘Happy Hours’ (4 p.m.-6 p.m.) are $12.50 for adults and children
‘Haunting Hours’ tickets (October 28 & 29: 7 p.m-10 p.m., October 30 & 31: 7 p.m-12 a.m.) are $25.00 for 13+ and adults only.

*NOTE: Costumes encouraged, but masks of any kind will not be allowed*

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